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Love Is: A Rigged Election
Love is: a rigged election love is a rigged election putting the moves on your comfortable bathrobe, mixed with an I-phone rim job and something about dying in snow
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zen poem: one
because the butterfly breaks its ankle on a bad flower landing because the wind will change its mind in mid-air because fucking in your mom’s bathtub was fun (poem written at bar table assignment...
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Why I Want To Fuck George Bush Jr.
(from series of longsides published by Baobob Tree Press. this one’s for the great J.G. Ballard, and the reasons he wanted to do Reagan. at the time this broadside was printed we had Bush)
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Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015
Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015 Fbombers, We’re only a subject-able matter of hours away from the arrival of Marty and Doc and an occasionally conscious...
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His Love Was Like Tacos
His Love Was Like Tacos He made love like he made tacos with his pants shelled down above his ankles, a little jar strapped to the side of his ass meant to hold tips in, and a glob of store...
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Night Cocks
Night Cocks is that Bob Segar in your pants or is the fading tide undecided to see you? I thought to myself before shouting Dawn just broke, so I guess we can stop rockin’ because she used to...
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My 45 Year Old Penis vs. The Penis Of My Youth
My 45 Year Old Penis vs. The Penis Of My Youth Where do we start here? Do we start with girth? Ok, Wait! This poem interrupted By today’s news that Trumpcare failed to make it off its own runway...
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Sink
Sink aka Where were they supposed to go after this? Their love was like a sink another color named by robots something assholes threw unfinished plates of spaghetti in or crusted bowls of...
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My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams
My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them until the...
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Outlander Acrostic #1 Ow, Jamie said with his Scottish accent Umber’d by the pain of a crappy promise kept Tomorrow I might stab you in the dick! Laughter spat out The Brit All over the overly-buff...
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